I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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