DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
What changed your mind?
Being sober
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
