I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I currently don't understand fingers.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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