i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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