She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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