So drunk its hurt
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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