I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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