Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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