I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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