that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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