Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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