Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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