do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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