we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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