it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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