Only a mothe r could love this liver
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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