Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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