Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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