Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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