At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
