How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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