as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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