belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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