we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The air was thick with penises
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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