Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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