i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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