Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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