i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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