I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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