Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
where does the pee come out of this thing
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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