i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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