The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Randomize
