I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
wow bdsm is so cute
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
