They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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