paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
you never un-have a 4some
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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