i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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