Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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