If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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