I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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