just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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