kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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