I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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