I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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