You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
