When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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