Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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