I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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