I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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