its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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