If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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