I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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