I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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