She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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