you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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